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(The truth is out there.......... )
Patients have been known to tell Lies! (Usually nothing in writing).
- The lady at Centrelink said it needed to be for three months.
- The specialists' staff said you could just backdate it.
- The hospital said it needed to be an indefinite referral.
- I have a psychologist appointment this afternoon.
( then cancel quick or fee// tell patient to say that "they" shouldn't charge)
- The dog chewed up my script. Can I have some more sleepers / painkillers?
- They said they would send the results to you.(suggest - patient bring them)
VIP Testing should be Mandatory for complex /chronic problem management.
- FBC E&LFTs OR
- Urine PCR for Chlam, N Gon, Trichomonas OR
- FBC, Urine MCS,,,,,,,FBC, Faeces MCS OR
- FBC, Urine PCR OR
- The VIP test diagnozes if they are likely to come back.
If they don't feature in your life,
they won't be a VIP in your life and you won't be a VIP in their life.
And-- no FIGJAM moments.
AND . . . The first person you need to convince you are doing a great job – is yourself.
Smile --a lot.
If you can't decide what it is- Decide what it is not.
No Temp/rash, No acute abdomen, do Urine MCS, Not Gynae
Listen to Talk ConsTen 024.mp3
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